Lost ROFL

We've been thinking of compiling LOST recipes or even doing a small LOST cookbook, and lo and behold, LOSTROFL reader "RPC" informed us that a recipe thread has been making founds of various forums. We'll get to our cookbook soon, but enjoy the LOST PBJ Sandwich recipe thread:

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How to Make a Peanut Butter and Jelly Sandwich, According to The Losties
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Jack
1. Gather ingredients
2. Point gun at ingredients and shout “HOW DO I MAKE A SANDWICH OUT OF YOU?!?!?”
3. Breathe heavily through your nose as though you were about to hit ingredients
4. Give up and make the sandwich yourself, and eat it bitterly

Kate
1. Make separate sandwiches, one with peanut butter and one with jelly
2. Take a bite of the peanut butter sandwich, declaring it the best
3. Take a bite of the jelly sandwich, declaring it the best
4. Repeat steps 2 and 3 ad infinitum
5. Follow peanut butter or jelly sandwich into grave danger

Sawyer
1. Throw the jar of jelly at wall, sneering “I don’t need no sandwich”
2. Call the mascot on the jar of peanut butter lots of clever nicknames
3. Huff and puff and stomp around and grumble a lot
4. When no one’s looking, make perfect, even, symmetrical peanut butter and jelly sandwich and sit in a corner, enjoying every bite

Locke
1. Sit idly by, believing that the ingredients will find a way to make a sandwich out of themselves
2. Lose faith and make the sandwich anyway
3. Realize that you were the instrument by which the ingredients chose to make a sandwich after all
4. Run around the room and grab everyone’s knives, insisting that their sandwiches will do the same in time

Hurley
1. Make sandwich
2. Eat sandwich
3. Repeat steps 1 and 2 ad infinitum

Sayid
1. Procure 23 milligrams of uranium-20
2. Set hadron supercollider to eight megajoules
3. Program a sandwich-making macro using Cobol or Visual Basic
4. Act all tough-like

Desmond
1. Eat sandwich
2. Call the sandwich “brother”
3. Place peanut butter slice over jelly slice
4. Spread jelly on the other slice
5. Spread peanut butter on one slice
6. Take two slices of bread, a jar of peanut butter and a jar of jelly

Ben
1. Steal someone else’s sandwich
2. Claim you coerced them into making the sandwich for you all along
3. Say you’ll tell them everything if they make you another sandwich
4. Stare at them all creepy-like

Libby
1. Lay out plans for one of the most intricate, fascinating, and delicious sandwiches of all time
2. Just as you start making it, get shot

Danielle
1. Apply peanut butter
2. Disappear for eight months
3. Apply jelly
4. Disappear for eight months
5. Eat sandwich

Claire
1. Mmmmmmm, peanut butter

Damon Lindelof and Carlton Cuse
1. Make a peanut butter and jelly sandwich
2. Have someone take a bite, then tell them it’s a baloney sandwich
3. Make up a whole bunch of other shit, then say you had planned it all along
4. Buy a few yachts

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ADD UR OWN RECIPES IN COMMENTS!
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Oh by the way the picture at the top is from Shanessa's LOST party Picasa albums, which we wrote about in the post Signs You Watch Too Much Lost 2.

Well the good news is that Shanessa has even moar Lost party fanpics for the Season 6 premiere. See them all here!

THE ONION / BURBANK, CA— Executives at ABC announced Monday that the network will premier a new Lost spin-off series this fall based around that show's popular smoke monster character.

The new series, a half-hour family-oriented comedy called Where There's Smoke, is touted by ABC as the new anchor of its Thursday-night lineup.

"Somewhere between the smoke monster's first appearance on Lost— when it was depicted as a strange unseen force uprooting trees—and that episode in season three where it grabbed Mr. Eko and smashed him against the ground until he was dead, this character became the breakout star of the show," said Stephen McPherson, president of ABC Entertainment. "And that's exactly why we're so excited about Where There's Smoke."

Continue reading this story at The Onion.

(Wow I looked up the names in the article and they are all real people haha.)

From the community at The Lost Wiki comes not a top 10 list but more like a top 100 list of signs you watch too much lost. It's a wiki, so you can even add your own. (but geez, how many Lost wikis are there? )

Some examples:

1. You refer to your bathroom as "the Hydra." 2. You now count to 5 whenever you're afraid. 3. You even tell your non-Lost friends what happened in the last episode. 4. You put DHARMA Initiative labels on the canned food in your pantry and on the beer in your fridge. (Um, see our previous post here) 5. You already made a list like this one. 6. You play with "the numbers" on a calculator. 7. You've begun referring to memories as "flashbacks." 8. You can immediately tell the difference between a fan and a canon website. 9. When you're walking down the street and you see an open manhole you start to scream "IT'S THE HATCH!!" 10. You overhear your friends talking about Dr. Shephard and Dr. Burke performing surgery, and you jump right in and say how creepy it was when Ben woke up, and they have no idea what you're talking about since they were discussing Grey's Anatomy. And 11. You kill a cow with your bare hands and process the meat, bake a bun, and render the fat.

Wait... shouldn't no. 1 be the Tempest (instead of the Hydra) because of the danger of the release of toxic gas? And no. 3 should be preceded by "You have 'Lost' friends". Wait no, editorializing the fine points of a Lost nerd list is nerdier than the Lost nerd list itself, so I take that all back. Anyways: read the entire list here.

We reported previously on vintage DHARMA ads "discovered" by Hot Meteor. At that time he had posted seven such images to Flickr. Since then he's made one more, and it's just great. Read the fine print to the very bottom of the page. To view the full resolution (1333x2000) poster for printing, see the original here at Flicker. And in case you missed them the first time, see the set of all eight vintage DHARMA ads here.

Guy Who Says 'Previously On Heroes' Wishes He Was Guy Who Says 'Previously On Lost'

THE ONION / LOS ANGELES — David Cavanaugh, best known as the guy who says "Previously on Heroes" at the beginning of the hit NBC program, revealed to reporters Tuesday that his true career ambition is to become the guy who says "Previously on Lost" on the popular ABC show Lost.

"I'm extremely proud of the crucial part I play on Heroes," said the 47-year-old voice-over actor, whose role on the show primarily entails alerting viewers that they are about to watch a short montage of scenes from prior episodes. "I've taken this unseen narrator character as far as anyone can, and I've done everything I set out to accomplish on Heroes. Now I'm ready for the big leagues..."

"First and foremost, I would hit that t in 'Lost' a little harder, instead of trailing off and leaving the viewer confused and directionless," Cavanaugh added. "That's 'Previously on' 101, if you ask me."

Continue reading this story at The Onion.