Lost ROFL

Just found Cakewrecks, a blog dedicated to not train wrecks, but cake wrecks.

They had a whole page full of Lost cakes, check it out.

Gotta love the gratuitous JACKFACE!

We've been thinking of compiling LOST recipes or even doing a small LOST cookbook, and lo and behold, LOSTROFL reader "RPC" informed us that a recipe thread has been making founds of various forums. We'll get to our cookbook soon, but enjoy the LOST PBJ Sandwich recipe thread:

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How to Make a Peanut Butter and Jelly Sandwich, According to The Losties
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Jack
1. Gather ingredients
2. Point gun at ingredients and shout “HOW DO I MAKE A SANDWICH OUT OF YOU?!?!?”
3. Breathe heavily through your nose as though you were about to hit ingredients
4. Give up and make the sandwich yourself, and eat it bitterly

Kate
1. Make separate sandwiches, one with peanut butter and one with jelly
2. Take a bite of the peanut butter sandwich, declaring it the best
3. Take a bite of the jelly sandwich, declaring it the best
4. Repeat steps 2 and 3 ad infinitum
5. Follow peanut butter or jelly sandwich into grave danger

Sawyer
1. Throw the jar of jelly at wall, sneering “I don’t need no sandwich”
2. Call the mascot on the jar of peanut butter lots of clever nicknames
3. Huff and puff and stomp around and grumble a lot
4. When no one’s looking, make perfect, even, symmetrical peanut butter and jelly sandwich and sit in a corner, enjoying every bite

Locke
1. Sit idly by, believing that the ingredients will find a way to make a sandwich out of themselves
2. Lose faith and make the sandwich anyway
3. Realize that you were the instrument by which the ingredients chose to make a sandwich after all
4. Run around the room and grab everyone’s knives, insisting that their sandwiches will do the same in time

Hurley
1. Make sandwich
2. Eat sandwich
3. Repeat steps 1 and 2 ad infinitum

Sayid
1. Procure 23 milligrams of uranium-20
2. Set hadron supercollider to eight megajoules
3. Program a sandwich-making macro using Cobol or Visual Basic
4. Act all tough-like

Desmond
1. Eat sandwich
2. Call the sandwich “brother”
3. Place peanut butter slice over jelly slice
4. Spread jelly on the other slice
5. Spread peanut butter on one slice
6. Take two slices of bread, a jar of peanut butter and a jar of jelly

Ben
1. Steal someone else’s sandwich
2. Claim you coerced them into making the sandwich for you all along
3. Say you’ll tell them everything if they make you another sandwich
4. Stare at them all creepy-like

Libby
1. Lay out plans for one of the most intricate, fascinating, and delicious sandwiches of all time
2. Just as you start making it, get shot

Danielle
1. Apply peanut butter
2. Disappear for eight months
3. Apply jelly
4. Disappear for eight months
5. Eat sandwich

Claire
1. Mmmmmmm, peanut butter

Damon Lindelof and Carlton Cuse
1. Make a peanut butter and jelly sandwich
2. Have someone take a bite, then tell them it’s a baloney sandwich
3. Make up a whole bunch of other shit, then say you had planned it all along
4. Buy a few yachts

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ADD UR OWN RECIPES IN COMMENTS!
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Oh by the way the picture at the top is from Shanessa's LOST party Picasa albums, which we wrote about in the post Signs You Watch Too Much Lost 2.

Well the good news is that Shanessa has even moar Lost party fanpics for the Season 6 premiere. See them all here!

LOSTROFL wishes you and your family a wonderful and happy holiday season!

Did you all survive Black Friday? Well now you have a huge flat screen TV to watch Season 6!

And by the way, LOSTROFL is proud to welcome our new blogger "Jacob's Nemesis"!

Click to view full comic

Most Lost fans don't know about Hurley's other list... and you don't want to be on it. Remember Sawyer cooking the boar roast? He didn't want on the list either.

Click here to view the full comic at Penciljack forums by poster "Kylesbeaver", or if that link doesn't work try here.

This second edition of "Signs You Watch Too Much Lost" comes courtesy some fans that have posted photos of their Lost parties online.

The first one is comedian Josh Lay, pictured above. He also has a short video of his Lost Season 5 finale party here. I want some chicken.

You think he watches too much Lost?

Well think again.

Next up is "Shanessa", who has posted pics of two awesome Lost parties, one for the Season 5 premiere and the other for the finale. Both of these parties are out of control.

First up, look at the invitations:

Check out the Oceanic airline tickets:

And check out the Oceanic letterhead invitation letter, along with a personalized GOLDEN PASS for each invitee.

Once at the party, there are theme setups. Here's the Oceanic Press Conference air hangar, along with photos of the Oceanic settlement checks for each party goer:

It doesn't end there. You can visit Jack's holy mess of an apartment, including the beer bottles, maps, protractors, and a broken-glass photo frame of Kate and Aaron:

And here's Jacob's cabin in the middle of the party floor:

And of course there was Cluck's chicken, DHARMA beer, and all that. But as a nice touch, there were some more obscure Lost-themed food items, Ben's cereal, and for a decidedly hot touch, Kate's strawberries:

And for the uber-fan, even the fridge was decorated a la Lost:

If you're not an uber-fan, here's a reminder of Aaron's handiwork from Season 4's episode 10 from Lost-media:

This is just the tip of the iceberg. There are more theme rooms, and of course costumes (one of which we'll enshrine at the WHTGB section of LostROFL). If you want to see more photos from Shanessa's Lost parties, check out her two albums (one for each party) at Picasa here.

And there you go. Definitive evidence that although you may watch too much Lost, there are some people who watch WAY too much.