Lost ROFL

We've been thinking of compiling LOST recipes or even doing a small LOST cookbook, and lo and behold, LOSTROFL reader "RPC" informed us that a recipe thread has been making founds of various forums. We'll get to our cookbook soon, but enjoy the LOST PBJ Sandwich recipe thread:

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How to Make a Peanut Butter and Jelly Sandwich, According to The Losties
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Jack
1. Gather ingredients
2. Point gun at ingredients and shout “HOW DO I MAKE A SANDWICH OUT OF YOU?!?!?”
3. Breathe heavily through your nose as though you were about to hit ingredients
4. Give up and make the sandwich yourself, and eat it bitterly

Kate
1. Make separate sandwiches, one with peanut butter and one with jelly
2. Take a bite of the peanut butter sandwich, declaring it the best
3. Take a bite of the jelly sandwich, declaring it the best
4. Repeat steps 2 and 3 ad infinitum
5. Follow peanut butter or jelly sandwich into grave danger

Sawyer
1. Throw the jar of jelly at wall, sneering “I don’t need no sandwich”
2. Call the mascot on the jar of peanut butter lots of clever nicknames
3. Huff and puff and stomp around and grumble a lot
4. When no one’s looking, make perfect, even, symmetrical peanut butter and jelly sandwich and sit in a corner, enjoying every bite

Locke
1. Sit idly by, believing that the ingredients will find a way to make a sandwich out of themselves
2. Lose faith and make the sandwich anyway
3. Realize that you were the instrument by which the ingredients chose to make a sandwich after all
4. Run around the room and grab everyone’s knives, insisting that their sandwiches will do the same in time

Hurley
1. Make sandwich
2. Eat sandwich
3. Repeat steps 1 and 2 ad infinitum

Sayid
1. Procure 23 milligrams of uranium-20
2. Set hadron supercollider to eight megajoules
3. Program a sandwich-making macro using Cobol or Visual Basic
4. Act all tough-like

Desmond
1. Eat sandwich
2. Call the sandwich “brother”
3. Place peanut butter slice over jelly slice
4. Spread jelly on the other slice
5. Spread peanut butter on one slice
6. Take two slices of bread, a jar of peanut butter and a jar of jelly

Ben
1. Steal someone else’s sandwich
2. Claim you coerced them into making the sandwich for you all along
3. Say you’ll tell them everything if they make you another sandwich
4. Stare at them all creepy-like

Libby
1. Lay out plans for one of the most intricate, fascinating, and delicious sandwiches of all time
2. Just as you start making it, get shot

Danielle
1. Apply peanut butter
2. Disappear for eight months
3. Apply jelly
4. Disappear for eight months
5. Eat sandwich

Claire
1. Mmmmmmm, peanut butter

Damon Lindelof and Carlton Cuse
1. Make a peanut butter and jelly sandwich
2. Have someone take a bite, then tell them it’s a baloney sandwich
3. Make up a whole bunch of other shit, then say you had planned it all along
4. Buy a few yachts

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ADD UR OWN RECIPES IN COMMENTS!
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Oh by the way the picture at the top is from Shanessa's LOST party Picasa albums, which we wrote about in the post Signs You Watch Too Much Lost 2.

Well the good news is that Shanessa has even moar Lost party fanpics for the Season 6 premiere. See them all here!

For all of you new fans who are just tuning into Lost for the first time, catching up is EASY. Just use ABC's tongue-in-cheek summaries.

But here's the trick:

For optimal absorption of all the facts, you need to play all three at once.

Enjoy.

This is da bomb. Yeah, it's Jughead good.

In anticipation of Season 6, here are the last five seasons of Lost recapped... by an Italian American family. Just for you. From Landline TV.

ENJOY.

From the deviantart account of the same artist as the previous post, "Buuya", is a gallery of Lost caricature artwork of a different character for every day of the month: The Lost Month Challenge.

Now I like this artist for two reasons. One is a unique artistic style. It's about essence and wit, not photo-realism. The other is that she tackles characters I haven't seen much good fan art of: Widmore, Eloise, Miles, Chang, Rose are awesome, and she even does a great Bonnie of the Others!

Keep in mind you may have to look at the full size version to appreciate them, for example I didn't think much of Eloise-Widmore one until I saw it in full size, and now it is one of my favorites! However the artist seems to miss the mark on some of the "big" characters: Jack, Kate, Charlie, Sawyer, but that's fine by me, since none of the art is of the boring seen-that-already variety. You have to swing big to hit big, and this artist does so on most of the characters, and you probably will disagree with me on which ones these are, so see them all, and make sure to see them full size!

So go check out the Lost artwork for every day of the Lost Month Challenge!

LINK: The Lost Month Challenge

Bonnie!

ABC launched a new 2009 promotional campaign where all of its series are staying in the same "House". It's mashup comedy, and Lost is featured in the mix. Enjoy!