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Signs You Watch Too Much Lost: ONE
From the community at The Lost Wiki comes not a top 10 list but more like a top 100 list of signs you watch too much lost. It's a wiki, so you can even add your own. (but geez, how many Lost wikis are there? 
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1. You refer to your bathroom as "the Hydra." 2. You now count to 5 whenever you're afraid. 3. You even tell your non-Lost friends what happened in the last episode. 4. You put DHARMA Initiative labels on the canned food in your pantry and on the beer in your fridge. (Um, see our previous post here) 5. You already made a list like this one. 6. You play with "the numbers" on a calculator. 7. You've begun referring to memories as "flashbacks." 8. You can immediately tell the difference between a fan and a canon website. 9. When you're walking down the street and you see an open manhole you start to scream "IT'S THE HATCH!!" 10. You overhear your friends talking about Dr. Shephard and Dr. Burke performing surgery, and you jump right in and say how creepy it was when Ben woke up, and they have no idea what you're talking about since they were discussing Grey's Anatomy. And 11. You kill a cow with your bare hands and process the meat, bake a bun, and render the fat. |
Wait... shouldn't no. 1 be the Tempest (instead of the Hydra) because of the danger of the release of toxic gas? And no. 3 should be preceded by "You have 'Lost' friends". Wait no, editorializing the fine points of a Lost nerd list is nerdier than the Lost nerd list itself, so I take that all back. Anyways: read the entire list here.